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I was thinking the other day, that I am not sure who I want to vote for this coming election. As far as it stands, we have Obama, Clinton, or McCain, and I am just not sure that I agree with any of them on their policies. So I decided that I might just Vote for Ronald McDonald.
Think about it, it would be great for convenience and economics. He already has a Vast Empire. He is one of the largest Fast Food Chains in the World, so he must know what he is doing with money. They don't even seem to be slowing down, after all there is a McDonalds on every corner. The concept even sounds like something a Politician would say. "If you make me President, there will be a hamburger on every corner! I Guarantee it." Heck, he would already be on a good pace to accomplishing it. This goes to show he could help with the economy as for convenience the government would be just out our door. Where I work there in 4 McDonalds within a mile of my office. If we had a problem with the government we could just go up the street and order Government combo number 4. You have heard of fast food, why not fast government. Ronald could even ask us if we want fries with economic policy we ordered.
Although I am not sure that they would be good with Health Care!!! After all they have been sued for making people FAT, and everyone know that it is their fault! However, they are trying, after all they have started to have some healthy choices and providing salads, even if it has fried chicken on it. Healthcare might hurt him in the race, but who has a solution to it anyway. Either way, if it doesn't work, we can just blame Ronald and move on to the next customer in line. So Next November forget the "Kinky for Governor" and Vote for the Clown, Ronald McDonald. Then when others say we have a clown in office, then we can be proud to say, "I know we voted him there!" Just remember our new government slogan. "Having fun, Doing it right! McDonalds????"
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I don't know about that! I think he might be pro-choice, after all, he does offer a lot of choices on his menues. Like you said on the health care thing, he seems to take somewhat of a wanting to please everyone stance by offering fried chicken on his salads, and yet he still sells burgers too. I think he's really walking the line there. Why, he can't even keep the Hamburglar under control, how in the world will he tame congress? The press will simply eat him alive!
Just because someone is diverse in their ideas doesn't make them a bad person. Besides it is the Burger King that says "Have it your way!" but I don't think he would make a good president. He already thinks of himself as a king and that is a far cry from President.
I am bringing you a present today, be sure Chaundra gives it to you especially since she is anti Ronald!
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